Apparently, there were no beaches in Barcelona, just ports, until the Olympic Commission waved their magic wand and said, "Voilà!" (or, at least, the Catalunyan version of "Voilà") and created them in 1992 for the summer games. Gotta love them Olympic Games.
This is me, trying to seduce Dan away from his mistress--his internet phone--with the help of some chocolate malt balls. It didn´t work. Damn that mistress internet phone.
